Have you ever wanted to dress up like a geek for All Saint's Day, but were concerned that you might not look revolting enough, or that you weren't getting your daily allotment of unusual substances? Look no further. Courtesy of the Chinese and Goodwill, I present: GEAK Instant. Do not be forgetting to read the important instructions for maximal usefulosity. I heartily recommend this costume for football games and All Saint's Day, but your results may vary.