Have you ever wanted to dress up like a geek for All Saint’s Day, but were concerned that you might not look revolting enough, or that you weren’t getting your daily allotment of unusual substances? Look no further. Courtesy of the Chinese and Goodwill, I present: GEAK Instant.
Do not be forgetting to read the important instructions for maximal usefulosity. I heartily recommend this costume for football games and All Saint’s Day, but your results may vary. Excellent for giving the vital force.
Yes, that is a line of marker on those fake teeth. Why “geaks” are supposed to have horrible misshapen teeth in the first place is beyond me.
I have no idea what this means.
Accept nothing less than the best. Demand GEAK Instant.